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This world is a blend of different kinds of people. Some are serious, some sentimental, some hilarious and some funny. Somehow, the funny people are the happiest go living persons in the world. These people know when and how to be funny, hilarious pr humorous. This is just a simple way to add joys, laughter, humor and funny memories to life. Some people have unique mannerisms, hilarious words and humorous acts that make them stand different in the crowd. Here are some of the famous funny quotes by famous people. Some humorous people such as Demetri, Dave, George, Jay, Bill and Jerry have quoted these quotes to add spice, laughter and humor to life.
A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay. -- Demetri Martin
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal. -- Demetri Martin
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack. - Demetri Martin
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. -- Bill Cosby
If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment. -- Dave Allen
He who can does - he who cannot, teaches. - George Bernard Shaw
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. - W. C. Fields
[putting arms around Nigella Lawson] My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's Ok! - Jay Leno
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end. - Jerry Seinfield
I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know. - Mel Brooks
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - George Bernard Shaw
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx
A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. - Friedrich Nietzsche
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby
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